August 2012
How do you tell a girl that you want to have sex with her
bring an antelope carcass to her father
do you ever look at your own blog and tell yourself “wow you have great taste in everything”
because i do
in 4th grade there was this girl who had a collection of furbies and one day she brought like 12 in to class and she was sitting in the back licking them and biting their hair off and i asked her what she was doing and she was like “im feeling them enter me” and then she got sent to the office
why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries
- Plot twist: A black teacher goes to a white school to save them from their pretentious ways
